I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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