my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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