I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm lost and stupid without you.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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