READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
