Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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