Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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