I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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