the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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