Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration