My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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