Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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