do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children