question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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