escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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