His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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