HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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