Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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