Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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