WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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