He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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