I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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