What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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