spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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