By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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