I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
