i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Can Purell be used as lube?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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