I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
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She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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