A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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