I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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