How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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