i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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