Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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