And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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