ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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