You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I have fence marks all over my body
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my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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