I hope mine doesn't look like that
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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