halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
So. Much. Porn.
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