Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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