I wish I only lived at night.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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