The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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