Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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