We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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