yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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