Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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