Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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