She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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