I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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