I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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