one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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