just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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