I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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