She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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