Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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