have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
