Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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