Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
i've created a new STD.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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