whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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