bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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