I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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